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Toys Went Berserk
This article originally appeared in NFH #18 in the winter of 1990.

Toys Went Berserk are yet another in Sydney's vast outpouring of inventive bands of the late eighties. They've just released a really cool second lp, and it's well worth listening to; I've spouted more about it in the review section, but let's just say that compared to previous Toys stuff this one walks on water. Not to say there was no value in the earlier stuff, but that Toys have seemingly hit their stride on this record and come up with a real clear and bright production (courtesy of Rob Younger) to go with some really great songs.

Toys Went Berserk could be called the least or the most Aberrant band, depending on your perspective. Of all Aberrant bands, Toys are the one with the most obvious accessible sound. Not to say that they are in direct competition with Elton John, but one could imagine that a station manager who made a mistake and played a Toys track might not lose his job, where one playing King Snake Roost almost certainly would be filing unemployment forms later in the afternoon. Bass player Bill tries to explain the situation: "People now have this idea that Aberrant bands are like King Snake Roost and feedtime; sort of noise things, and we're not, so they think it's funny that we're on Aberrant, but if you look at what Aberrant means...", and he laughs and turns to Bruce, who runs Aberrant, and asks, "what does it mean again?".

Bruce uses his word for word recall of Webster's and quotes: "It means "not falling into any regular pattern", being very unpredictable." In which case Toys Went Berserk qualify by virtue of not falling into the highly irregular pattern set by the other Aberrant bands. But Toys don't fit in outside of Aberrant, either. They aren't like the standard Sydney band, influenced by Detroit music, "Burn My Eye" T-shirt on back, stacks of Marshalls behind them. They have other influences. As opposed to big distorted power chords or strong leads, the guitar tends to be more in the way of textured, treated chords; very echo-ey. The drumming is inventive yet driving, with many interesting touches to add spice to standard beats. The bass tends to be mixed back, while Coo's vocal provide a large part of the character and melody to the songs. The band have been compared to Siouxie and The Banshees (so much so that they are quite sick of it), yet the comparison is probably reasonable if you compare early Toys to early Banshees. But off of their new lp, there's little basis at all any more. Singer Coo's voice is actually probably closer in tone to Debby Harry on her brassier songs, except that Coo has got better range, better melody and more variety in her singing approach.

But where'd they all come from?

Coo was the force that brought the band together in 1986. Before singing in Toys Went Berserk she was in the Perth band Lavender Disaster, a band that included Brett Ford and Peter Hartley, both of whom wandered through the Kryptonics on the way to Lubricated Goat. Bruce reckons that they sounded like a "tough Blondie", a comparison that Coo seems to tolerate.

Bill plays bass. He used to play in the Fester Brothers and also in Box Of Fish, who can be found on the first Aberrant compilation playing some grinding two chord punk songs. Bill describes Box Of Fish as hated by punks for being too trendy and hated by everyone else for being too punk.

Mark used to play drums for the Happy Hate Me Nots. For a time he was playing with both bands, but the Happy Hate Me Nots were starting to play out a lot and he felt he had to choose one band or the other, and although he still gets along well with the Hate Me Nots, he felt that the musical direction Toys Went Berserk were pointed in was more suited to his tastes.

Andy plays guitar; he used to play in a band called Dusk Furrow that as far as I know didn't ever record.

The original lineup also included a second guitarist, Steve Turbit (Toys policy seems to be only to release last names of members when they leave the band, although some detective work reveals that Coo's last name is probably Bennett, ha, ha!, and Mark’s is known to be Nicholson). The band were signed to Aberrant the night of their very first gig, so as Mark says with heavy sarcasm they were hot shit from the word go. Their first recording happened in June of 1986, and the result was three songs committed to vinyl. The first of these to be released was part of the Trousers In Action ep (which also included feedtime and Examplehead) and was called "One Day My Head Is Gonna Explode", a real cool and very punky sounding song; not at all like the subsequent Toys sound (the "punky" part, not the "cool" part). And there's a reason...it's a song that Lavender Disaster used to do, and it was written by Coo's brother. The other two songs from the sessions came out later on a single of their own, "Don't Run Away"/"Guns At My Head". I didn't find "Don't Run Away" to be very enthralling, but "Guns At My Head" has a really cool drum beat and exhibits a great feeling of tension.

These songs set the style for the next several records the band did which included two singles and an lp. The songs tended to be energetic, but with a dark and somber tone to them. The lp Pieces was recorded in late 1986, and it was an interesting package...two 12" 45 rpm records with two songs a side, but unfortunately it probably has their least interesting music. The next two singles were far more impressive. Part of this may be due to a change of guitar players; Steve was replaced by Carolyn Polley, but I think a bigger part is due to a change in recording engineer/producer; up until this point everything had been done with a fellow named Jonathan Summers. Speaking of the difference between the sound of the first single with later recordings, Bill said: "Another thing that might explain the difference is that the guy who was mixing cum producing the records at the time, like the first few recordings we did, liked to experiment with unusual effects and stuff, and that's a fairly outrageous example I suppose."

But in February of 1988 they recorded songs for two singles, the first of which was "No Warning"/"Inseparable". This one made me sit up and regain some of the interest that I'd lost due to the lp. It and the next single were both engineered and co-produced by Alan Thorne, well known for all the Citadel bands he has helped. "No Warning" is a particularly good slab of stuff with a powerful and serious tone to it. The next one, "Forever And A Day"/"Something Better" has a lighter feel to it, although it still is a lot heavier than their new lp. Both tracks on this one are quite good as well.

Between those singles and the new lp, the band slimmed down to four members with the departure of Carolyn. The Smiler With The Knife was recorded with Rob Younger producing and features the sort of clear and solid sound that he's becoming famous for. Yet the band had a lot of misgivings about using him at first; they are not at all interested in the Detroit sound, and they associated Younger with that through his Birdman past. And although the new lp certainly isn’t a Detroit metal record, there’s no question it has a tougher, more immediate sound. I asked whether this was a conscious decision.

Coo: No, we've just developed. We haven't planned how we would developed. It's just the way it happened.
Bill: That's probably another influence that's happened, because all these bands that are hip are loud and noisy, and a lot of them are crap, but there's some good ones, so you can't help but be affected by it. I mean, we don't hate every noise band that's come out in the past however many years.
Andy: The music that we've listened to since we started the band has probably changed.
Coo: And also, we've got one guitarist now. You're playing different than you used to, and before with two guitars it was probably a lot more all over the place.
Andy: We're certainly tighter now, that's for sure. And it's helped live, too. You can hear the vocals more and it sounds a lot more together because there's a lot less conflicting instruments and noise.
Bill: We didn't get Rob to produce because he was in Radio Birdman, either.
Mark: Well, that was almost a deterrent to begin with because we associated Rob Younger with...we mistakenly lumped him in...well, we almost decided his musical tastes for him, but found out for ourselves that they were probably more diverse that most people suspect.

If they sound a little on edge about the pervasiveness of the Detroit influence in Sydney, it's only because they are. I posed the following question: Is it tough playing around Sydney when you aren't a Stooges-influenced band?

Bill: It's fucked!
Coo: Yes!
Mark: Well actually it's not quite so bad as it was a while back. It's improved some.
Andy: We're influenced by Stooges and The Banshees!
Bruce: You'd better explain that 'cause he'll take that seriously!
Andy: What, "Stooges and The Banshees", it's bloody obvious that it's a joke, isn't it?
Bill: I think we've covered all that before; I mean it is about fitting in.
Coo: There's other bands too, that are playing around at the moment that have got the same sort of problem; they don't really fit into any category and they don't do as well as they should.
Andy: Well, it's not just that Stooges/Detroit thing. Like King Snake Roost.
Coo: Mark Of Cain, Crow...they're all different bands that I can't think fit into any category and just don't do as well as they should for that reason. But we are drawing more people though...the crowds are getting bigger now.

The Siouxie and The Banshees comparison is one that still bothers the band; they feel, and rightly so, that there's a significant double standard being applied...that if you effectively copy the MC5 or the Stooges, you are guaranteed critical acclaim, while if you sound at all like a band that isn't considered hip you are accused of ripping them off. And although they won't deny that they like the Banshees, they insist that they never considered them the model for their sound and that they don't even know how to play any of their songs. Andy says he thinks that Blondie are a bigger influence as far as that goes, and they all feel that their sound is best explained as a melting pot of influences from all the sorts of music that they like. The interview included a long discussion of this topic which ended with Bill's somewhat testy account of being told by someone at a show that they sounded like Siouxie: "I listened to Peepshow the other day, and we do NOT sound fucking anything remotely like Peepshow or Hyena or bloody Kaleidescope."

When you consider the bands that the members of Toys Went Berserk have played in in the past, you get a feeling of a band with a much wider range of musical taste. Mark's drumming in the Happy Hate Me Nots was great for their style, to the point that Paul Berwick says that he was afraid they'd never find someone capable of replacing him. Mark thinks that most people in bands fold together ideas from their entire range of musical experience: "Influences come from everywhere. Like I can listen to Buddy Rich, and he can play this drum fill and I think that's great, and because drums are such a generic kind of instrument you can stick it in anywhere. Blase Ulrich does stuff that sounds completely..."

Andy: Who are these people, huh?
Mark: Eh?
Bill: Who's Buddy Rich?
Mark: What do you mean, "who's Buddy Rich?"
Bill: I know who Buddy Rich is...he's dead! (laughter)
Coo: Carry on with what you were saying...
Mark: Basically you can hear stuff that you like from almost any musical quarter and apply it to what you do.
Bill: Speaking of Ulrich and drummers and stuff, well Mark bought a double kick pedal.
Andy: I was going to say that! (laughter)
Bill: And like we told a few people that Mark's got a double kick pedal and they go: "Oh you're going to go like Metallica now?". I mean, that's so stupid. The stuff that the metal guys do with them is like the easiest thing to do, and if you've got a double kick, why do you just have to go budda-budda-budda. I mean it can be utilized in all manner of ways, and that's what he's going to try to do.
Mark: A jazz drummer would put two pedals to better use than a metal drummer, but the reason you don't see many jazz drummers with a double pedal is that they can do more with one than a metal head can do with two anyway.
Bill: They're probably generally better drummers...
Mark: Yeah!
Bill: I mean it's fairly easy to get a double pedal and go budda-budda-budda, but that's not going to mean anything is it?

(at this point the conversation degenerates into everybody going budda-budda-budda)

So you can see that the band are fairly fed up with dealing with the situation in Sydney. Although it seems a paradise for people who like Detroit bands or noise bands, it's apparently a very hard place to try to forge your way with different influences. They're trying to figure out a way to get overseas; pretty ambitious for a band that has only played outside of Sydney once, and that was a few night's jaunt down to Melbourne a couple years ago. But first they need licensing deals to get their records out. Unlike other Aberrant bands, most Toys Went Berserk records have sold in Australia, so there isn't much notice of them elsewhere, and their records haven't been licensed overseas at all. So three and a half years on, they still have a lot of work to do to get where they want to be. Do they want to do all this work?

Bill: Yes, we want to get the fuck out of here!
Coo: Yeah, exactly. Ditto.
Bruce: Why do you want to get the fuck out of here?
Bill: Because I'm sick of it.
Andy: Just a change of scene.
Bill: I'm sick of playing with the same Detroit bands.
Coo: Here we go!
Mark: Sydney has more Detroit bands than Detroit.
Coo: There aren't as many venues as there were. The live scene isn't as happening as it was five or six years ago.
Bill: The Landsdowne's kind of, as far as the inner city goes, the premier venue. And it's fucking tiny.
Coo: Yeah, you can fit 500 people there max.
Bill: And that's a real squish. That's really jamming them in.
Mark: Which we do all the time. (much laughter)

I suspect that Toys Went Berserk will find that the rest of the world also has a bit of a sheep mentality when it comes to making decisions about what they like. Their style of music isn't considered fashionable in today's conditions. But if you're open minded, you won't let that get in your way, and if you listen, you may decide as I have that this band plays some very worthwhile music; music with energy, heart and sincerity. They've got the conviction to play what they want to play whether it makes them popular or not, and to me that's the true spirit of independent music.