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THE AINTS
S.L.S.Q. Very Live (Hot)
Rumor has it that the Aints came about when Chris Bailey, singer and frontman for the original (and continuing versions of the) Saints came to Ed Kuepper, who was their guitar player during their great years, and suggested that they get together for a reunion tour. According to the rumor, Kuepper laughed off Bailey, who he regarded as a faded cabaret version of his old self in whom the fire had long gone out, and then decided to put together his own personal Saints reunion called the Aints. On this record, the only Saint who Aint is Kuepper; the other members are Celibate Rifles guitarist Kent Steedman playing bass and a relative unknown named Tim Reeves on drums. This record is a live show from early 1991 in which Kuepper reinterprets some of the greatest Saints songs. "Reinterprets" is the only word that will work here...in some amazing way Kuepper has come up with a totally new sound for these songs that still powers in a raw and electric punk style, bristling with every bit the power of the originals yet sounding totally fresh. The fact that it's Kuepper instead of Bailey doing the singing is a major change, and just when you thought nothing new could be done with a distorted guitar sound, he's come up with a totally unique and classic feel that just tears these songs apart. A lot of the songs are played as extended jams, but they don't get boring; it's really a kick to hear the interaction between Kuepper and Steedman, whose bass playing is relentless. There's so many records of bands re-recording punk classics, but this is one that really deserves a listen.

THE AINTS
Ascension (Hot)
I had the Aints pegged as a one lp wonder...I figured that live lp was a lot of fun, but Kuepper would be going back to the sort of thing he did with the Laughing Clowns and I'd lose interest in him again. So this record just laid me out flat when I heard it. It reveals the Aints as a major band, and the Aints are really just Ed Kuepper and whoever he happens to chose to play with him; the lineup is completely different from S.L.S.Q. Unlike that record, this one was done in the studio and it's all new songs, no Saints covers at all. And the new songs are as brilliant as the Saints ever were. Slower, yeah, moodier, yeah, but with every bit the power and passion. The opening "It's Still Nowhere" is one of the most ferociously intense songs I've heard all year. "What's It Like Out There" burns like one of those Saints classics, and "A Good Soundtrack" has a martial feel like an old Skids song but with more passion. On the other side the three tracks each use the same elements to build more totally different feelings. The songs are long, but they never get stale. Some records have an instant appeal that goes to the feet; this one won't make you tap out a beat, but it'll go to your soul instead. It's a classic.

THE AINTS
Autocannibalism (Hot)
I can tell I've been a real slug putting out this issue of Noise For Heroes when I see that there have been three Aints lps released since I did the last issue This is the least of the three, yet it's still quite good. It follows the pattern of Ascension in that it's all original material and there's only 6 songs, with varying durations, but mostly long. "Other Side Of The Creek" is a great moody number that's as good as anything on the second album. The introduction and rhythm of the ten minute long "Linda and Abilene" reminds me of Died Pretty's early classic, "Mirror Blues", except with more aggressive guitar playing. There are some nice high spots on this record. I guess the thing that holds me back from giving it the sort of all out praise that I heap on Ascension is that I have the feeling that some of these songs required some artificial stretching to achieve their long lengths while on Ascension it seemed to come naturally. "Other Side Of The Creek" starts with about 20 seconds of dead silence, and the introductions to most of the other songs repeat over and over to the point that, as powerful and strong as they may be, they risk being tedious. Haven't really crossed that line yet, but the danger is real. Still, if it's the only one you can find, grab it.

THE ARTISANS
Love And Sleep (Greasy Pop)

Started playing this at 33 like it said on the label and it sounded kind of gloomy and Joy Division like. Then I noticed that the sleeve says to play it at 45, and it perks up to become a nice comfortable brand of jangly pop. Their press release playfully says that the bass player and guitar player are ex-REM from long before Stipe, and that's the logical comparison to make. These guys are maybe a little brighter and poppier than REM, and you can understand their vocals. But they do write some nifty power pop tunes. Hard to understand why seven band members are required to make this sound, though...guess they do things a little differently in Adelaide than in Athens.

ASTEROID B-612
Asteroid B-612 (Destroyer)
Forced Into A Corner (Shock)
Teen Sublimation Riffs (Augogo)
From Melbourne, and in the tradition of God, Bored, and Hoss (and possibly better than all of them), we bring you Asteroid B-612. This band is loud and gnarly, and if you played the Stooges Raw Power lp, followed by the Damned’s Damned Damned Damned and then any of these three, you’d have something that made sense, even if your neighbors did call the cops. Asteroid B-612 specialize in complete over-the-top excess in guitar riffing and soloing with a vengeful rhythm section playing underneath and howling vocals that owe an obvious stylistic debt to Rob Younger in his New Christs form. The debut CD is allegedly recorded live in the studio, and while it has its sloppy moments, it sure came out punishingly enough. It tends to die for me a little in the middle with two long, slow bluesy tracks, but that invaluable fast forward button gets you up to "Gasoline" quick enough, where the power quickly returns. But this CD isn’t the best of the batch; that honor would go to Forced Into A Corner, which is recorded much more clearly and has a huge guitar sound. On this one they’ve perfected their down-shifting chord changes and use them to powerful effect. The opening "Edge A Bit Closer" is a monster, and there’s no let down moving on to "People Like You". And here, when they do slow down for a song like "The 31st To The 2nd", the proceedings don’t drag. This track reminds me very strongly of something like the New Christs’ "Afterburn". They also turn in a great Chuck Berry rip-off in "Danny’s Sister". Really fine. Teen Sublimation Riffs is probably the least of the three, although it’s still quite good. Biggest drawback is that the songs aren’t as memorable as on the other discs (the cover of Alice Cooper’s "Is It My Body" is frankly lousy), though the production is sharper than the first one. Still, this is a band that has established themselves as worthy of a place in the annals of Australian Detroit metal bands for sure.

ASYLUM
Home Sweet Home (Waterfront)

All of a sudden Australia is awash in these hybrid pop/speed metal/punk/hardcore bands...let's see, there's the Space Juniors, Thrust, The Hellmenn, God, The Hard-ons, The Mothers, and this crew from Brisbane, all making pretty top notch stuff. The six songs here power along as well as any of their competition; bristling with energy and loaded with hooks. Asylum arrangements are more complex and longer than some of those other bands, but it doesn't make the band ease off on the throttle. Rob Younger produced so you know you can count on a sharp and tough sound. Another plus is the lyrics; on "Happy Inside" the general drift is that not everything is going right, but what the hell, that's life, so you might as well make the most of it and be happy...a rational enough approach but one that few bands of this sort seem to make. Asylum's music is so good that it doesn't really matter that much what the lyrics are on about, but it's nice to see that they are capable of maintaining some degree of intelligence anyway.

THE BAM BALAMS
Genuine Rock And Roll Medicine Show (Green Fez)

The first full lp by this Aussie group...they've had a few singles before and this maintains the same style. It's a sort of Long Ryders flavored batch of rocking country tunes. The style isn't my favorite, but the Bam Balams do it fairly well. I liked "Blamin' You" pretty well...it's got a cool chorus. But some of this stuff is pretty red-necky, too; "Stepped Out Of Heaven" could be on any trucker's cassette deck in the country but for the power of payola. I suspect that few people who would like this record are going to be reading this review.

THE BAM BALAMS
45 rpm Extended Play (Pink Flamingo)

The best Bam Balams thing I've heard yet by a mile. They've still got that rockabilly cum rock and roll sound, but they've really cranked up the toughness for these four cuts. "Boppin' In The Boneyard" is kind of goofy but fun rockabilly with lots of hiccuped vocals, but then "Ford Customline" is a killer, with a monstrous guitar riff driving it along. They keep that stuff up and I'll be a big fan in no time. "10,000 Miles" is a nice jangly pop song that works well, and "Ghoulabilly Girl" will remind you of Credence's "Run Through The Jungle" if you've heard much of their stuff. Pretty decent.

BAMBOOS
Rarer Than Rocking Horseshit (Cleopatra)
Born Killers
(Citadel)
"Rarer The Rocking Horseshit" is a vinyl reissue of what used to be a cassette only demo tape. It sounds real good, too...much better than cassette-only releases usually sound. The first side shows the Bamboos as good as they can be, and they can really be good. Stuff like "Drunk Highway" and "Serious Drink" leaves you feeling that if the Long Ryders could play this sort of stuff as well, they'd have gone somewhere with it...these songs really burn with their dark country punk feel. But then they bring you back down with stuff like what's on side two, which has both sides of the first 45, the fairly duff "Partner", and another track, "Dead Girl" that is musically nowhere but has some really funny lines (like "When I'm with you I feel so alive").

The Citadel disc is actually a 6 track ep, and it features one song, "To Hell With Love" that vies with "Drunk Highway" for best Bamboos song. But most of the rest of this is more mid-tempo stuff that doesn't hold up. It's a pity, because the best Bamboos songs are definitely worth having, but it's maddening to have to pay for the dross too.

THE BARBARELLAS
Quit Skylarking (Citadel)

Well, Chris Dunn at Waterfront told me that the Sydney scene was being overrun by pop bands fronted by women, and here's a mini-lp from an example of such an outfit that's been fairly highly touted in the Aussie music press. It's pleasant stuff but hardly show stopping...heartfelt plaintive vocals (reminds me of Angie Pepper) with some degree of strength and a musical approach that stays squeaky clean but can rock a little if necessary. "Why" is my fave out of these...it displays the best balance of crackle and accessibility. Elsewhere...well, I still long for the days when Sydney was ruled by Birdman clones.

BEASTS OF BOURBON
The Axeman's Jazz (Bigtime)

More demented punk influenced country stuff. The smash "Psycho" is here, but over the course of a whole lp this gets a little too much for me. I'm sure someone who's into country as well as punk would find this a great hybrid, but I prefer country to tinge my punk rather than the other way around. Lyrically violent, this one is for those who don't get enough murder from their TV. There are more people killed on this lp than in the average episode of Miami Vice.

BEASTS OF BOURBON
From The Belly Of The Beasts
Although I’ve been a big fan of Australian rock and roll for a long time now, the Beasts of Bourbon are one band that have never quite clicked for me. Many people with similar tastes to mine rave about these guys, but their brand of twisted, country-edged rock with psychotic lyrics has left me cold. I don’t know why, since in some ways there isn’t that much difference between the Beasts and things that Kim Salmon has done, either solo or with the Scientists, and I love that stuff. At any rate, this CD actually has two discs, one of which is live material from 1991 to 1992, and the other is outtakes, previously unreleased demos, and more live tracks. All of which means that it isn’t their top drawer material. The impression I get from the live disc is similar to what you get when some aggressive drunk tries to get you to give him your spare change as you walk through a bad part of town…the same bawling in your face vocal sound. These guys are hairy, ugly, and sweaty and you can smell the alcohol on their breath through your speakers. You may want that.

THE BENEDICTS
Hoon (Waterfront)

This is one of those bands that forces you to believe that the guys who run Waterfront have tastes as versatile as they say they do. The Benedicts are kind of folky singer-songwriter stuff. They're good at it, but it takes more than one rocking song like "You All The Time" to make me want to come back to this again.

BITS OF KIDS
Taste This (Revolution)

Their single a while back had promise but sounded too derivative of Stiff Little Fingers, and also didn't have strong tunes. A lot of that's been taken care of here...the vocalist seems to have improved a whole lot and has more of his own sound now, although he's still the weakest link since at times it isn't clear that he's singing to the same melody that the band is playing. The most immediate impact of this record is the crackling hot production...this thing is mastered incredibly hot so it just about leaps out of the speakers at you. Sure enough, it turns out that Rob Younger produced and Alan Thorne engineered...it's their trademark powerhouse sound. The guitars blaze away and the tempos roar along, and when the songs go into a solo the whole thing sounds absolutely massive. Every one of the six tracks on this record has at least a couple places that have you gaping at the power of the music, but the lyric parts don't quite measure up and ultimately keep this from being great. As it is it's real good.

BLOODLOSS
The Truth Is Marching In (Aberrant)

Sadly Bruce Griffiths is in the process of winding down his Aberrant label and from here on there will probably be little other than Toys Went Berserk records coming from his quarter. In its heyday, Aberrant consistently put out some of the most adventurous records around, records that in addition to sounding like no one else also were really great to listen to. It may be that a consequence of Aberrant's uncanny success we now have the current plague of no-talent noisy bands insisting that they, too, are unique and creative, but Bruce can't be faulted for their stupidity. In the Aberrant feature a few issues back, Bruce said that the one Australian band he really wanted to do a record by was Bloodloss, a band that has one other lp on Greasy Pop. It took a while, but here it is, and it shows again that Bruce can pick 'em when it comes to bands playing music that's out of the mainstream (or even the sidestream). Bloodloss use song structures that remind me some of King Snake Roost, but their guitar playing is more feedbacky and less screechy, and the vocals are a little more restrained. The four track production helps things to my ears; I think it's better for this kind of music to have a sound that's a little muddy and not totally sharp. As with most of the noisy bands I like, what I like about Bloodloss is that they seem at the core to be a rock and roll band; bass and drums are definitely playing rock and roll ("Cold and Alive" or "Baked Beans" are really cool examples), and it's only the guitar and vocals topping that makes the band sound like something really different. It'll be a hunt to find this since few were pressed, but it's worth the effort.

THE BODY ELECTRIC
I Don’t Want It
Charlie Marshall used to head a great Australian band called Harem Scarem that specialized in playing a bluesey style of rock that was pretty special but not likely to appeal to a very broad base of fans. Their "Miracle Mile" single was a minor classic of late 70s Oz rock. Marshall had been pretty quiet for many years, but returned fronting the Body Electric a little while ago. This is the second CD by this outfit in the past couple years, and it appears that Marshall has decided to turn his efforts a little more towards the mainstream in the hopes of being able to sell a few CDs. Not to say we’re dealing with a sell out here; just the music is not quite so adventurous as before. This is fairly straight pop rock whose main distinction is Charlie’s voice; the one thing he can’t get away from…a very rich, soulful, throaty sort of tone that you could pick out of thousands. If it was anybody else singing I probably wouldn’t give this the time of day, but Marshall is a guy who is always worth hearing.

BORED!
Bored! (Grown Up Wrong!)

Bored! are another band from the Melbourne area that are forging into the field of gut-level guitar rock as opposed to the more arty, sophisticated type of thing I've come to associate Melbourne bands with. And doing it fairly well, too. The opening "Little Suzie" is grinding guitar rock that reminds me of Alice Cooper's "Killer" lp (where'd I put that thing, anyway?), although it's probably more the case that the Stooges are the real inspiration. Guess it's the vocal that does it. From there things open up with a mix of tempos and styles; "Upright Citizen" is full-on hardcore, "Human Being" is a stretched out thing that starts fast, breaks the pace, and builds again. "Heartbreaker" has a good, dark guitar lead over a mid-tempo song...more Stooges feel. It's music that builds a mood fairly well, but the songs aren't terribly memorable, and with the glut of guitar rock records around, I'd say you could find a better band to pin your hopes to.

BORED!
Negative Waves (Dog Meat)

Bored are nothing if not heavy. They probably out-Stooge any Stooges influenced band in the world right now, although they aren't above stepping up the tempo to thrash pace. The guitars and vocals are positively bestial; you'll rarely hear guitar with a more ragged edge to it and the vocals are a strangled growl. Between the two of them you'll want to make sure your tetanus shots are up to date before you play this one much. Compared to last year's Grown Up Wrong mini lp, this one tends to be a little faster overall and maybe a little bit more metallic, and it's probably one of the two or three best records of this sort of thing to come out of Australia in 1989. Play this next to many other current Detroit metal bands and you'll get a distinct impression that there is something safe and here is something dangerous. Get your shots, then get this record.

BORED!
Take It Out On You (Dog Meat)

Victoria's finest are turning into a regular assembly line...their third record in about two years' span. If you read the feature in #19 you'll have some idea what to expect...this one is a little less thrashy than Negative Waves, but still considerably faster than the first ep. There's only 7 tracks, but it's nearly full lp length primarily due to the interminable cover of "Final Solution". I'd recommend dubbing this onto a tape and fading off the last half of that song, and then you've got a record with a pretty hard punch. "Conquest" at the start has a little too much metal swagger, but "Mr. Ten Percent" is a masher of the highest water. "Take It Out On You" sounds very much like God with ex-God and newly Bored Tim doing vocals. "Sweet Charity" is a grunting, feedback laced dirge that works the way a lot of the first ep did. The best are saved for last...first comes a blazing cover of the Sex Pistols "Satellite"; slightly metallized in a Stooges sort of way, but equal in power to the original, and second is a song they made up in the studio to fill out the record and which turns out to be the best on the thing...it's got the delightful name "Motherfuckin' Motherfucker". I suspect that in years to come this may become a standard for other bands to cover. Overall a very cool effort with a few rough spots, but plenty of great high points, too.

BORED!
Feed The Dog (Survival)

Line up changes be damned, Bored still crank out the grungiest, heaviest rock and roll in Melbourne, and nearly in the world. This is now their fourth 12 incher and it's another damn good piece of highly Stoogey rock and roll. Bored seem to totally understand the difference between the Stooges and hack metal, a distinction that almost none of the SubPop prototype bands floating around the planet seem to have wired. They've got wanky guitar soloing in there but it fits perfectly. How can that be? I dunno how they do it, but the first Damned lp had lots of Brian James wank in it, yet it's one of the most definitively non-metal lps I can think of. Bored pull the same trick in a different way; to some extent it's more amazing because they don't use speed that much to set them apart. I think I like this better than any since their first record. Solid.

BORED!
Scuzz (Shagpile)
Melbourne’s kings of heavy rock probably had a great time recording this...14 tracks of punk rock classics covers and then 9 more live cuts in one CD. As for long term listenability, it’s got dubious value, but it is interesting to see what these guys have been listening to. It’s especially odd since Bored’s track record would seem to point to a lot of metal and Black Sabbath style hard rock in addition to punk, but there’s nothing but blue ribbon punk material represented here, some of it pretty obscure, like the early Wipers smash "Return Of The Rat"...how Bored ever got clued into that in Australia is beyond me. Oddest of the lot is their cover of Pray TV’s "In My Street" (part of a deal where Pray TV did a Bored song for a split single in return), since these bands have little in common stylistically. Anyway, Bored do a nice job with this, and it’s more fun than it has any right to be. A good buy in a used bin.

THE BO-WEEVILS
Destroyer Of Worlds (Rubber)

Sounds like the title of a Kiss lp, but in fact this Melbourne group has a cool and clean garagey pop sound. I haven't checked in with 'em since their first single, and this is their third 12 incher since then. They've become a whole lot more polished musically since then, but not with any loss of punch. Singer Davern White is a dead ringer for early Lime Spiders era Mick Blood when he breaks into his gravelly voice, which is a credit for anyone in these pages. Musically the band isn't so heavy, though (or as fast, either); there's a lot of jangly guitars to lighten things up a bit. A good point of reference might be the Stems "At First Sight" lp. The light feel comes through especially on "Remember", which has an interesting counterpoint to White's singing in the falsetto backing harmonies taken straight from the Beach Boys. On the darker side, there's "Again", a slower, moodier thing that sounds like something the (recent) Miracle Workers would've thought up. The description "garage" actually sells this stuff fairly short, since there's really a hell of a lot of variety in these grooves, and what's more impressive is that it holds together and works well enough for many listens.

THE BO-WEEVILS
Get On Down (Rubber)
The Bo-Weevils have been putting out records in their low-key fashion for over ten years now, and have little in the way of critical praise to show for it. Grossly unfair, because they play this brand of 60s garage-psych better than 95% of the contenders out there. The singer has a full-throated early Lime Spiders Mick Blood kind of growl and the songs are well written and memorable. Their best songs build on repetitive chord progressions and rely on subtlety more than brute strength. This CD is retrospective of their career and a great starting place if you’ve missed them up to now.

BOX THE JESUIT
Punch Out That Looney Sappy Tune (Timberyard)

This is an extremely odd band, and I have to confess that I really haven't decided what the hell to make of them. Or maybe I have, but read on. Box The Jesuit seem to be somewhat in the vein of Lubricated Goat, except that they're more tuneful. In fact I listened to the opening "Fish Stew" several times and was quite happy with the Killing Joke feel of it. Then I read the lyrics, and it's like, oh my god, where's Tipper Gore and the PMRC when I really need protection? Makes GG Allin seem like the ideal day care center manager. This trend doesn't let up as we wend our way through 6 more tunes that take your face and rub it right in the very primordial juices from which we were all formed. And some other juices from which we weren't formed. It's not pretty. I could tell you about the other tunes, and amidst some lame stuff there are a couple other interesting tracks, but once you catch the drift of the words the tunes aren't all that meaningful. And you thought the Hard-ons had shock value!

THE BREADMAKERS
Cool!
From the backwoods of Victoria province in Australia, the Breadmakers play a tasty brand of "Green Onions" styled 60s garage rock complete with sax and cheezy organ. The production attains a lo-fi sort of feel without resorting to the kind of gimmicks that a lot of bands in this sort of sound do; here it’s more a function of the instruments they are playing than any studio tricks. Their version of the old classic "$100 Bill" conjures up images of people twisting away in a smoky nightclub, and their Credence like guitar twang sounds great throughout. The singer comes across like an 18 year old Mick Jagger with more snarl. The Breadmakers spin up the mood of the sort of band you might have found in some sleazy bar in backwoods Pennsylvania in 1965, and unlike most of the current crop of retro garage bands, they don’t sound like they’re making it up.

THE BREAKNECKS
Steal The Truth (Augogo)

This was advertised in Augogo’s catalog as being "a powerful new Melbourne band whose sound is based on a guitar sound of great purity and resonance", and I was interested enough to buy it. First time I've felt that Augogo led me badly wrong...this strikes me as fairly mundane mid tempo guitar pop with nothing in the way of memorable hooks, melodies or lyrics, and fairly non-descript production to boot. Bottom shelf, back of closet, and keep quiet!

BUDD
Naf Ovit (Shock)
I’ve had abow da naf ovit, too, if you mean this sub metal grunge thing (sorry…). This outfit is from Brisbane, a city that gave Australia a lot of its great rock figures including the Saints and members of Died Pretty and the Hoodoo Gurus. But I guess everyone coughs up a loogy now and then…this lot are nothing if not headbanger metal with a very slight 90s twist. And if Steve Albini and Thurston Moore like ‘em as much as the press sheet says, well, it just proves that there’s no accounting for taste.

THE CELIBATE RIFLES
Quintessentially Yours (What Goes On)
Sideroxylon (Hot)
Les Fusiles Celibataires (Hot)
The Turgid Miasma Of Existence (Hot)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Hot)
Roman Beach Party (What Goes On)

This pile of titles represents about 4 real albums worth of material (there's another one called "Mina Mina Mina" that I don't have that has a bunch of stuff from Miasma and Fusiles mixed together). Kiss is the live lp, and Yours is a US&UK compilation of some good tracks from Sideroxylon and the Jacques ep (see singles). Sideroxylon is universally regarded to be the best Rifles lp; recorded when the band placed no greater expectations on themselves to play loud and fast, both of which they do with abandon. If the Beach Boys represented surf music, the Rifles on Sideroxylon define Tsunami music; a tidal wave of guitars and drums racing at speeds that make your head spin but still managing to weave through the tubes with some classy hooks that get in your brain like a tumor and won't come out. Not that the Rifles could be mistakenly called a pop band...they kick way too hard for that, but even though the pace on Sideroxylon approaches that of the fastest thrash, there's a whole lot of melody in it to keep you coming back. Songs like "This Week", "Tick Tock", "Gonna Cry", "God Squad" and "Ice Blue" would be classics wherever they showed up...here they show up all on one lp! If you only buy one Rifles record, make this one be it.

On Fusiles the Rifles are apparently aware that they recorded a definitive first lp, and they seem to want to change the direction immediately to avoid being caught in a rut of speed punk, even if it is one of the best ruts they could possibly have chosen to get stuck in. Fusiles contains a lot more variety in pacing and has some very adventurous songs like "Thank You America" which features a three person rap of what sounds like the news being read over the top of a powerhouse bass and guitar line. Political awareness was apparent on Sideroxylon but on Fusiles the band are much more straight ahead about it; the song "Rainforest" is a prime example, condemning the tragic cutting of most of Australia's virgin rain forest. (Here in America we'd have finished the job long ago!) Of the other material, "Netherworld" has a more typical Rifles style, but the vocals sound like they were recorded in an airport bathroom with all the echo. "Electric Snake River" is another example of trying for a new direction, with lots of slow breaks and piccolo parts. "Wild Desire" is a more straight ahead rocker, a little slower than normal, but still really good. "Back In The Red" is about the closest to the first lp as the band comes. Overall a good record but not the classic of the first one.

Turgid Miasma Of Existence lyrically reminds me a lot of the Jam's Setting Sons lp (nothing at all like it musically!) in that it deals mostly with what are often called "personal politics" by critics. Musically it gives you the feeling that the Rifles came to grips with the type of band they are, and are satisfied with the idea that you can do several records of material with the same basic approach. Thus the songs are more uniformly hard edged and fast paced. But the lyrics are really unusual for rock, where normally if a person sings about something other than sex or partying he is branded as an intellectual, these lyrics actually do qualify as intellectually stimulating. Witness "Conflict Of Instinct" where, set to music that would make the Ramones happy, we hear a well reasoned plea about how hard it is to sort out the real truth in world affairs when the people who present information all have already chosen sides and are only concerned with selling you on their viewpoint. "Bill Bonney Regrets" blasts the sham of politicians ("they're not good they just hide well"). "Some Kind Of Feeling" is the "Smithers-Jones" of the lp, except whereas "Smithers-Jones" got his life wrecked when he can't keep his job, the guy here has his life ruined because his job is keeping HIM. There's lots more on this lp, and it's a real grower because the lyrics are so good. When the music is starting to feel comfortable, you'll begin noticing more and more words that stick with you.

Kiss Kiss is a heavily stompin' live show from Max's Kansas City in New York. The performance is really good, but I find myself not listening to this one much, primarily because the studio lps have performances of almost equal intensity and have a cleaner recording so that you can pick up the lyrics better. Most of the material is from Fusiles and Miasma, but there are a couple of cool covers on this that are worth listening to, though, in particular Radio Birdman's "Burn My Eye", treated with reverence, and the Only Ones' "City Of Fun", and then there's an original that hasn't turned up elsewhere called "Carmine Vattelly", a thrasharama with a chorus of "Fuck You Fuck Me" (well, they can't always be intellectuals). After which Damien says "My people, let's do lunch" and the New Yorkers don't seem to know enough to not take him seriously.

Which leads us to the most recent Roman Beach Party, which I rate in a dead heat with Miasma. It leads with the massively killer "Jesus On TV", featuring a deadly start-stop guitar line and a lyric that gets more relevant every day. This blast is immediately followed by "The More Things Change" which starts out "Born under a mushroom cloud..." and roars out from there with more blazing guitars. "Ocean Shore", the one cut that drags a little (might drag less if I could figure out all the words), is quickly erased by the blistering "Circle Sun". Flip it over and there's a non-stop murderers row, highlighted by "It's Such A Wonderful Life".

Listening to these lps one after the other as I wrote this makes me realize just how good the Rifles really are, and that I really ought to be spending more time lying on the floor staring at the ceiling with Celibate Rifles lps on the stereo and the volume set at 11. So should you. You can't go wrong buying any Rifles record, and you owe it to yourself to own them all eventually.

THE CELIBATE RIFLES
Dancin' Barefoot ep (Hot)

This four track strikes me as a little weird; it could have been one track less and fit on a 7", but given the 12" format, why not toss on two more cuts and make a serious ep of it? At any rate, "Barefoot" is a cover, and for the Rifles it's a real slow one, too, but it works pretty nicely. "Jesus On TV" is a full-on teeth-bared live excursion that just adds to my impression of what a hellishly powerful song this track from their recent Roman Beach Party lp really is. There just isn't a man around who overpowers guitars like Kent Steedman and the drumming and singing here are right on, making this almost more urgent than the lp version. "The More Things Change" is also a live version of another of the band's newer burners, and the closing "Junk" is a studio thrasher that sounds like it may have been a Roman Beach Party outtake. There isn't a Celibate Rifles record that isn't worth having, but I would buy most of the others before springing for this.

THE CELIBATE RIFLES
Blind Ear (True Tone/EMI)

Despite Kent's statements about how he felt the band could, if they wanted to, sign to a major label and tone down their act without it constituting a sellout, it only takes one listen to this to conclude that they didn't want to! The result is an lp that kicks as firmly as last year's Roman Beach Party and fits into their existing catalog as cleanly as if they were still on the Hot label. Not everything is at the pace of "Tubular Greens", but they haven't been doing that for a long time anyway. Things like "Sean O'Farrell" are a logical extension of where they've been going...it's a hard edged song in places, but brings in some string bits (probably synthesizer) to fill in in spots. The result works great; a song with a real dynamic feel that ebbs and flows. But nobody is going to deny the crunching energy of "Belfast", "Electravision Mantra" and "El Salvador"...these songs pack a punch! Lyrically the band are obviously sharpening their focus on what ought to be fixed in the world, which is a great thing in my book...there's nothing better than words that cut set to music that rips (are you listening, Jello Biafra?). The Rifles grasp of the world is impressive...they are aware of global problems, and they're also aware of personal problems, and they sing about both with equal perception. Their consciousness is reaching a state that's more radical than the Clash ever were: lines like "They're killing us all to make the world safe/I wonder why I don't feel grateful" or "They're dyin' in the streets of El Salvador/Got an overdose of America" keep popping out at you. There's a real appreciation in this band for what the world could be if man would just get his act together.

Of course, the words are only half the story; the songs themselves alternate between hard rocking numbers and a few slower things, but even the slower tracks are powerful...the guitar is always strong, and the drumming is the best of any Rifles record to date. This is especially apparent on the remake of "Wonderful Life", which was great on Roman Beach Party but here gets some slight alterations...a sharper drum bit here, a cooler bass line there, and a new ending, and the result is I like the new one even better. There's killer guitar riffs on lots of the songs...check out the metal-cum-gospel/ragtime revival of "O Salvation". The record closes out with the one truly non-Rifles type song on the record, a bluegrass sort of thing called "Fish and Trees" that in addition to some poignant lyrics has some of the coolest guitar playing for this sort of thing I've ever heard. This is a cool as hell record, and one you need. Now.

THE CELIBATE RIFLES
Sideroxylon/Les Fusiles Celibitaires (Megadisc)

For those who say CDs suck (and who are right most of the time), I give you this little gem. Seventy two plus minutes of prime time Rifles all distilled into streams of ones and zeros. The Sideroxylon tracks are the Rifles at their absolute best...fast, loud, wild and powerful. Nobody plays guitar like Kent Steedman, and he's never played it like he did on this record. One minute he's a raging punk rock power chord fiend and the next he's playing wild tripped out psychedelic leads that could only be the result of snorting liquid hydrogen with an oxygen chaser. "This Week", "Ice Blue", "You're Gonna Cry" and "God Squad" are masterpieces full stop...burning with energy and fire with spot on singing and inspired playing. Fusiles shows the band trying to stretch a little, doing some different things and some similar things to before. Some of it works fabulously, like "Rainforests", "Wild Desire" or "Thank You America". There's one blaster, "Back In The Red" and a batch of other tracks that'll quicken your pulse, and all of it's real good anyway. If you've missed these lps before (they keep drifting in and out of print) here's you chance to get two guaranteed classics in one cute little plastic package.

THE CELIBATE RIFLES
Roman Beach Party/The Turgid Miasma Of Existence (Megadisc)

This seems to be the time for CD repackaging deals, and it's good to see that people are doing them right. This is the second Rifles two-fer put out by Dutch label Megadisc; the first one has the Sideroxylon lp merged with Fusiles. This one is their third and fourth lp. What can I say about it? The Rifles are great, powerful, rocking, inventive, insightful and just about everything you'd want in a classic rock and roll band, and they deal it all in one hand here. The Roman Beach Party stuff is particularly great; I think everything came together on that lp in a way that makes it an equal with Sideroxylon for their best record. Songs like "Jesus On TV" or the crushing "The More Things Change" are the Rifles at full assault...Steedman's guitar blazes with the kind of fury that only rarely flashes across the firmament, and Paul Larsen hammers the drums better than any other drummer the Rifles ever had, giving the whole thing a feeling of violence barely held in check. With this as a backing, the calmness in Damien Lovelock's deadpan voice only sounds more dangerous. It's this album where their sarcastic masterpiece "It's Such A Wonderful Life" first appeared. But don't shortchange Turgid Miasma, either. It's also loaded with piles of great tracks, starting right off with a classic slice of alienation on "Bill Bonney Regrets", which has some killer bass bits. "Some Kind Of Feeling", "Glasshouse" and "Eddie" are all masterpieces, too. There's a tendency I have to think of the Rifles as being a great full on rock band, and every time I play their music, I find that I'm amazed by the depth of what they do; sure, it's blazing rock and roll, but the songs are all different and the lyrics are interesting and perceptive. These guys have to be one of the two or three best bands of the late 80s. I'm glad for reissues like this to give me a chance to rave about 'em again.

THE CELIBATE RIFLES
Platters du Jour (Hot)

No, this is also not a new Celibate Rifles lp. Don't know when that'll happen. But it's a fun one none the less...a compilation of many of the Rifles various singles onto a single two record set. Distribution on Aussie singles being what it is, you've done damn well if you've got all these sides already. It starts with the "But Jacques The Fish" ep, which is to my mind the best Australian 7" ever (yes, he said best ever). Three of these songs made it onto the US Quintessentially Yours compilation, but "Kent's Theme" has only been available on singles until now. Beyond that the quality goes up and down and in and out, but mostly up and mostly in; the Rifles have traditionally done some very strange things with their singles, and when you pile them all together you get something somewhat unlike a normal Rifles lp. For one thing, the lyrics tend to be much sillier on average, and for another the music tends to be somewhat more diverse with acoustic songs (not that they don't normally appear, just not as often) and a fair number of covers. They've cheated by using the remixed versions of "Back In The Red" and "Rainforest" which were only on the back of the 12" "Thank You America" and leaving out some of the sillier things they've done recently like the Donna Summer covers, but this was a wise move because the result is a lot stronger and more coherent. I thought it'd be a nice thing to have to fill out my collection of Rifles records, but this two record set is nearly as powerful as any of their regulation lps.

THE CELIBATE RIFLES
Heaven On A Stick (Festival)

This is a bit of a tweener as far as packaging goes...I went for the lp, which has two discs that together total about 50 minutes, so it's kind of like two mini-lps. By now I've been listening to a lot of Celibate Rifles lps for quite a few years, and I really hadn't expected to get another one with all the rumors of split ups flying around. So this was quite a pleasant surprise to get. It hasn't got the standout cuts of some of their earlier records, but there's a good level of consistency to it. The song I really like is "Cold Wind", and the reason I like it is the cool drumming, which has never been a Rifles strong point before; it's usually the guitar and cool lyrics that grab me. But like all Rifles records, listen to it a few times and it starts to grow stronger. There's a lot of variety in the songwriting, more than ever before, but there's not much weakness as a result. Damien Lovelock's voice seems to be dronier than ever before, but it suits the music fine. Kent Steedman's guitar is restrained beyond all decency, though. God am I glad I saw them in 1987 when he was really blazing! Anyway, they've matured and they've changed but it's still good and you must have it.

THE CELIBATE RIFLES
Spaceman In A Satin Suit (Hot)
Since 1982 Damien Lovelock, Kent Steedman and Dave Morris have been pounding out some of the most full-on guitar rave up masterpieces the world has ever seen, yet for some reason widespread acclaim seems to have missed them completely. Other bands have come and gone (and come and gone again) during the years since Sideroxylon first put a dent in my head, and I still find that every new Celibate Rifles album is a cause for celebration. This one is no different…it’s got maybe their sharpest production yet, and as usual there’s a fistful of real nuggets mixed in with a bunch of other tracks that are at worst really good. My favorite is "Kathy Says", where Damien’s dry vocals are at their best and the rhythm guitars crunch with power. As usual, Lovelock gets to the point lyrically with caustic social commentary. Steedman and Morris pump out some of the best guitar sounds on the planet, mixing powerhouse rhythm playing with totally crazed wah-wah solos and chord bending madness. Drummer Nick Rieth (also plays on the Deniz Tek solo stuff) is the best the Rifles have had…he makes the whole goings on seem way tighter than they’ve been in the past. Overall, while this CD isn’t clearly better than any of their others, I wouldn’t hesitate in recommending it as an introduction to the band…all their stuff is great and this is no exception.

CHAD'S TREE
Kerosene (Waterfront)

This is another Waterfront curveball...I haven't got a lot of time for acoustic bands like Chad's Tree, and there are a lot of places where this reminds me of Gordon Lightfoot (ugh!) but there are some positive moments as well; for one thing, there's an air of honesty about the songs here that reminds me a lot of Flying Nun stuff. Probably the best is "The Flood Johanna", which lyrically sounds a bit like the script to an episode of Little House On The Prairie, but still manages to be a bit moving. If you have a taste for folky music, you'll go for this.

THE CHEVELLES
The Kids Ain't Hip (Zero Hour)

Their first ep, which I overlooked in the reviews last time around, so it's pretty moldy now. These guys started as nearly a Perth supergroup, and their first single was pretty fantastic. This mini-lp had me wondering at first because "Show Me Your Love" is almost embarrassingly bad as an example of a pop song where nothing works. Real hackneyed. But then "Tracie Lee" comes next, and the tables turn...this is power pop at its finest. After that the last three songs vary with some more rocking and some softer, but basically they trace out ground that might be described as halfway from the Stems to the Someloves. It's not essential, but it's nice stuff. Nobody plays this sort of thing in the US.

THE CHEVELLES
Girl For Me (Survival)

Some significant lineup changes have hit Perth's Chevelles as on this three track CD-ep; they've lost Richard Lane, the ex-Stems guy who gave them a lot of their character. The resulting sound isn't quite as different as I might have feared. In fact, "Girl For Me" sounds like it could be an early Stems song played by the old Screaming Tribesmen...which means that it's a good, hook filled pop/rock song played with a bit of a hard rock feel. "Valentine" sounds good except that when it gets to the chorus it doesn't rise up like it ought to, but instead sloughs off. In spots they'll remind you of some of the great Aussies of 1987 but have a little more work to reach the peaks.

THE CHILLS
Kaleidoscope World (Homestead)

A US release for a batch of early 80s tracks that came out in this format in the UK in 1986, but never made it here until now. Pity, because for my money most of what's here is what earned the Chills (and subsequently Flying Nun Records) their name, much more so than anything that has followed from either the band or the label. The tracks on this record are the pinnacle of the Flying Nun sound...bouncy, quirky pop with a wonderful sense of naive innocence that can find its way into the corners of even the hardest of musical souls. "Rolling Moon", "Pink Frost", "Hidden Bay", "Doledrums" and "Purple Girl" are all songs people will remember as defining a style for ages, and even if most of the people who try to work off the style fail miserably (as they have been already), there's no denying that here is something that at the time was new, different, and (most unusual of all) really GOOD. In my humble opinion, no record collection ought to be without these songs on 7" singles, but if you are impoverished, or can't find them, you are excused and may buy this lp instead. Or the CD...it includes all of 1985's Lost ep plus both sides of the "Leather Jacket" single, another classic.

CLOVER
Clover (MDS)
I don’t know anything about this except that I bought it because it came well recommended by Augogo’s mail order catalog. So they’re Aussies, of course, but beyond that, who knows? Anyway, it’s a really fine brand of paisley psych pop they play on this 6 track CDEP...nice ringing guitar work, vocals in a sort of flower-child semi-falsetto, and modestly rocking tunes. In 1982, when the Three O’Clock were regarded as big stuff, this would’ve gone over big. Today they’ll be ignored, which is unfortunate, since this is real nice.

CONEHEADS
Bum (Greasy Pop)

I'm pumped. Adelaide's Coneheads have been around quite a while (since 1985!), but it's taken them forever to work up to a mini lp, and now that they have all doubts are laid to rest. Granted it doesn't have the out and out power of their ferocious "Burned Again" 45, but it also is far above the silly bubblegum pop of their second single, "Chewy Chewy". The songs here fall roughly between the two extremes, with a rough edged but poppy guitar driven sound. They've come up with some hot ones, too..."I Don't Care" has a great upbeat feel with a chorus hook that restores your belief in the possibilities of love songs almost as well as the Buzzcocks did. "Speak A Little Louder" has much the same effect with some hot Ramones-y chords to boot. "Outta My Mind" sounds like an punked-up, amped-up country song, and "It's The Thing" has more hot guitar. Nothing deep here, but this is one of the most unashamedly optimistic and good humored records I've heard in quite a while. And it rocks pretty well as a bonus.

CONTRAPUNCTUS
Gone (Greasy Pop)

Funny how their track on Oasis II didn't prepare me for the Sympathy single, and that record also wouldn't have made me expect an lp like this, even though "Two Legs" was on both Oasis II and the Sympathy record, and two of the single tracks are on this lp. This record reminds me real strongly of the Exploding White Mice (if you don't know what the Mice are like - shame on you - we're talking Ramones/Birdman hybrid with knobs at 11 and energy at 12); partly because of the music, but mainly because of the similar vocal styles. Where the tempo is hot, like on the powerful "Grown Man Smile", "Can't You See" or "Walk Away", the Mice comparison is complete, but Contrapunctus tend to try a lot of variations on their style, so there are some medium paced things. "Forgotten Beach" is a winner in this mold...it's got some really cool bass parts and a generally great tune. Harry Butler credits this group with being "the most hated band in Adelaide", but it's hard to see why because this is an excellent record whether they wear Hawaiian shirts on stage or not. Yet another Greasy Pop product well worth paying import prices for.

COSMIC PSYCHOS
Cosmic Psychos (Mr Spaceman)

Not as good as I'd hoped it was going to be, in fact fairly disappointing. Most releases on Mr. Spaceman are pretty good, and these guys have gotten good press from B-Side at any rate, but I find this stuff to be fairly tedious. It has vocals that sound well suited to hardcore thrash screaming, instrument parts that sound like a hybrid of the hard edged Detroit rock style of New Race merged with the dissonant noise of Suicide. It might sound like an appealing combination, but it doesn't work for me on more than a handful of tracks. There's lots of feedback-y soloing that I don't care for much, but the guitar parts in the verses of the songs sound pretty good, with the right level of distortion. The production is the best thing about the record; it has a good solid feel about it with full sounding drums and bass. Still, not enough to get excited about.

COSMIC PSYCHOS
Go The Hack (Sub Pop)

Melbourne's lords of rabble-rousing buzzsaw grunge punk went to Germany and half the punters thought they were an art band. This is quite odd...sort of on a par with deciding that Ghengis Khan is a florist. Anyway, they've churned out their second full lp, and it's a lot more satisfying than their other records, all of which drew high praise in other quarters but struck me as monotonous. This one has more variety in the songwriting, although it still sticks to a basic, heavy, 3 chord sort of buzz. Lyrics are the band's weak spot...a chorus that goes "B. I. T. - Back in town" four times isn't my idea of award winning material. But on the other hand there's lots of good crunching guitar with piles of feedbacky wank on top of it that sounds pretty good. "Out Of The Band" is the best of the batch, a track in which drummer Bill is thrown out of the band (lyrically) and which degenerates into a big argument at the end. Funny stuff. Had this on cassette in my car for two weeks and it needed $150 worth of engine work afterwards. There might be a connection.

COSMIC PSYCHOS
Slave To The Crave (Rattlesnake)

A bit of an odd release, this one; it's a live show recorded in Melbourne in 1989, and the credits make a deal about "Melbourne fans", but it's released in Germany only under a licensing deal to Normal Records. I don't get it. At any rate, it's a typically solid slab of Psycho's 3 chords and a cloud of dust approach to yobbo punk rock. It's all old material that's been on their other records, and although the sound is a little sharper and punchier than the studio stuff, there's not a huge reason to get this if you have the other records. If you haven't tried the band before, though, this is a really good place to start, since they've done pretty well at selecting their better songs. Not that there's that much difference between them; there's a pretty regular formula in the band's approach that gets tedious fairly quickly even though individual songs sound real good. Live I suspect they'd be a lot of fun, but sitting at home where you're not likely to be thrashing around, there could stand to be a little more substance.

COSMIC PSYCHOS
Blokes You Can Trust (Amphetamine Reptile)

My band opened for these guys when they played in San Diego, and before the gig started I went to the back of the bar where the pool table is to introduce myself. Before I got there I heard the sound of billiard balls going every where including on the floor and a hearty Australian cry of "Fore!". That about sums up these guys; nothing subtle about 'em. This record is their 5th 12 incher and it's their best by yards. In interviews in Aussie mags I've seen them say how working with Butch Vig as a producer was totally different from anything they'd done before; on other recordings the producer has always listened to them and then said something to the effect of "Here, I'll fix up that bass and get it to sound right", whereas Vig's approach was "Wow, I've never heard a bass like that before, I've got to figure a way to record it". It's really paid off as the Psychos, who usually sound like distant artillery fire anyway, now sound heavier and harder but even more rocking than ever all at the same time. Their sound has always been based on drumming with lots of thunderous tom-tom parts, huge and simple bass lines, and squealing psychedelic guitar over the top, and it's not different here, just that the sound is so much sharper and meaner this time around. It seems to me that some of the bass lines are getting recycled from earlier songs, but still, they're done right here and this is without a doubt THE Cosmic Psychos lp to have.

COSMIC PSYCHOS
Back At School (Survival)

This one's a CD single that Augogo had at a good price, and it's got a cool song from the new lp and two other good ones. Most interesting of these is the song "Shove", which is a cover that I immediately recognized but can't for the life of me remember the original. There's a version of one of their older tracks "Quarter To Three" that's pretty rough and raw. Somewhat disposable, but good fun.

COSTELLO’S GONE MISSING
What About Costello (Art Clearing House)
I’m not sure exactly what to make of this; it’s a solo project by a fellow from Perth named Bruce John Abbott, but he gets a zillion of his friends to sit in providing instrumental backing. Most notable of these is Dom Mariani, the frontman for the Stems, Someloves, and DM3, but the direction is definitely provided by Abbott. He’s got a knack for a tasty pop song...the sort of familiar, easy fit kind of stuff that you might’ve got on Flying Nun Records out of New Zealand a few years back. Abbott’s voice has that same stuffy nose feeling of early Elvis Costello (which is probably why he named the project the way he did) but without the anger. His songwriting is quite good...not in a bludgeoning energetic way, but these are just well crafted tunes with good memorable hooks. Real good quiet time material.

THE CRUSADERS
Wylde Tymes At The Castle (Zero Hour)

This five track ep has the same sort of sound as San Diego's finest band, the Hoods. They've got that boozey, 60s r'n'b sort of sound with a mix of keyboards and guitars wired. There's only five songs on this ep, and they probably can't be said to hit quite the level of the Hoods, but they're good fun regardless. Best of the bunch is probably "Crusad'n", which has a baseline punctuated by burst of guitar and keyboards that'll instantly remind you of other songs but still sounds like it has a lot of punch. Cool.

DECLINE OF THE REPTILES
The Hammer Speaks (Waterfront)
Too Much Armour Not Enough Brains (Waterfront)

Great titles, both of these, eh? Between the two of 'em they represent about an lps worth of material. I don't know how to define the Reptiles sound except they're sort of pop/jazz/rock with piano parts and a singer who has a throaty kind of voice that you will either like a lot or find very grating. On me it tends to grate, which is too bad because I think there are some good songs going on behind him. I must admit I would've arranged them differently and that I find stuff like congas and keyboards to be distractions. Still there's at least one track "The Hammer Speaks" that I'm real glad to have (has a great line that goes "Be the hammer, not the anvil, of god" which I find to be very clever even though I haven't got a fucking clue what they're talking about). There's also a really ace pop song "Time Stands Still" that would've nailed me dead when I was in high school and subject to periodic crushes on girls in home room, and still sounds pretty good now. "Peel Out" also gets good marks. The better record of the two by far is "Hammer" (it has all 3 of the tracks I've mentioned). There are lots worse records you could buy.

DIED PRETTY
Next To Nothing ep (Citadel)
Free Dirt lp (Citadel or What Goes On)

To begin with, this is not a band you are likely to like after one listen. You have to give 'em time. At first, the Next To Nothing ep sounds like soft and gentle fluff, because it isn't played at 100 mph. But after a few listens you begin to notice that Ron Peno is really working up a sweat while he's singing, and that Chris Welsh is playing some pretty cool drum fills on a very regular basis, and that the interplay between the bass, guitars and keyboards is sounding better and better all the time. And that the songs are incredibly well put together; complex without being pretentious. And before you know it you're hooked solid.

Next To Nothing is the softer of the two records, and has only 4 tracks, while Free Dirt is a full lp. Side one of the lp rocks the hardest and has the best material...tracks like "Blue Sky Day", "Laughing Boy" and "Stoneage Cinderella" become totally devastating after repeated listens, but four or five spins should also suffice to get "Desperate Hours" from Next To Nothing to rise up and throttle you as well. As has been said elsewhere in these pages, the band compares most readily to groups like REM in the use of subtlety and especially in the totally indecipherable lyrics. Except that Died Pretty are better than any of the bands in that class. By far.

The band also have a 12" of their first two singles and another 12" that compiles the "Stoneage Cinderella" single sides with "Blue Sky Day". I'd count it essential to have all their records.

DIED PRETTY
Every Brilliant Eye (Blue Mosque)

It'll take me a while to decide if I think Sydney's Died Pretty have topped Lost...it's definitely not as good as their totally fantastic Free Dirt lp, but that's a hard act to follow for sure. The format of this is fairly similar to the other lps...a mix of rockers and ballads with an emphasis on song structures that use quiet passages as lead-ins to hammering crescendos. As before, they lead with a strong rocker, "Sight Unseen", which is followed by the varied tempos of "The Underbelly", a song that would've fit well on their early Next To Nothing mini-lp. The next two songs seem to lose it a little, though, and it's not until side two that the band starts to punch it up again. The first three tracks on the second side are all as good as you could ask for from these guys; solidly written and making use of all Died Pretty's considerable talents...Brett Myer's fluid, piercing guitar, and Chris Welsh's solid and accurate drumming both work their best here. New bass player Steve Clark and keyboard man John Hoey play equally well to departed Mark Locke and Frank Brunetti. Although I like this lp a lot and play it a lot, it and Lost both don't quite equal the magic this band had earlier (at least on record; live they are still incredible). I think the problem lies in Ron Peno's singing...on the earlier records he punctuated songs with an assortment of yelps and screams that made the tag "the bastard son of Iggy Pop" seem like an apt one for him. But on these last two lps, although his singing style still sets him apart from any other vocalist, he has mellowed quite a bit...and that hurts everything, but the slow songs most of all. One of the great things about the early Died Pretty records was the way that they could do a ballad that was nearly as riveting as their rockers (like almost all of Next To Nothing), but now I sometimes find the ballads tedious, and even some of the more aggressive songs don't sound so special. This is still a very good record, but it's tempered by the highest of expectations on my part.

DIED PRETTY
Doughboy Hollow (Blue Mosque)

Died Pretty started out as this sort of avante garde band that strangely crossed the Stooges with the Velvet Underground. Their recorded career began with four great singles on Citadel and two brilliant 12" records, the Next To Nothing ep and the Free Dirt lp, but then they entered an awkward phase that lasted for two lps. During that time they continued to put on powerful live shows, but I doubt that the records would connect very strongly with some one who hadn't seen one of their gigs and developed a personal bond to the band that way. The records just felt a little too slick and too mellow; strangely Died Pretty could take those same soft songs from the records and on stage pump them full of life, but they didn't get it on record. But with this lp they've matched what they did on Free Dirt. Despite some obvious changes (Ron Peno's singing has undergone a gradual but striking transformation over the years to where you can figure out most of the words now), this record has the best qualities of the early material, foremost of which is the ability to grow on you with time. I disliked most of this at first, which I should've taken as a good sign, because I've generally detested most of their best songs at first listen. Superficially the songs sound like fairly routine mid-tempo pop, but there's a character and flavor that the band infuses into the stuff that makes it rise way above that; the precise drumming of Chris Welsh with his clever yet simple fills (enjoy 'em, because Chris has now quit the band and I'm not sure who has replaced him...it'll be tough), the sparse but soaring solos that Brett Myers plays, and the way the songs are constructed to ebb and flow make it so that there's more to enjoy each listen. There's only one song on this that I'm not wild about ("The Love Song"), but everything else has eventually struck me in one way or another as being a real gem. Don't misunderstand, this is not a raving punk album, and it's got a lot of slow songs on it, but it's one of those rare lps where the band doesn't need speed and power chords to convey strength.

DIED PRETTY
Using My Gills As A Roadmap (Citadel)
When a band has been around for about 15 years and released stacks of albums, it starts getting to be pretty hard to surprise anyone with a new release. But judging from one e-mail group I belong to, this CD shook up a lot of Died Pretty fans. It’s the least accessible thing they’ve ever done…very moody and repetitive. But to my ears this is a fresh new approach and it works very well. New-ish drummer Simon Cox has found his niche very nicely, and in fact the tribal rhythms he drives are one of the real strengths of this release. Brett Myers’ is pushing is guitar to make all kinds of new sounds; at times sweetly melodic, at times noisy beyond belief. A fine effort.

DM3
One Time, Two Times, Three Red Light (Citadel)
It’s great to see Dom Mariani (ex Stems, Someloves frontman) keeping on making records after all these years. And getting better at it, too. I mean, I still rate those first Stems singles as among the classics of Aussie rock, but Mariani has migrated from garage rawness to power pop brilliance with style. This new group has the pop sensibilities of the Someloves, but they’ve traded for a bigger, tougher guitar sound that reminds me of the Raspberries at times. And this album delivers a couple of classics for the ages..."Foolish" is just a fabulous song, with a great stuttering intro and loads of irresistible guitar tricks. And "1 Time, 2 Times Devastated" is another killer that features a driving guitar bit. In between are a pile of other really good songs that would be A side material for most bands, like "Blue Thing" or "Like This". A great effort.

DM3
Road To Rome (Citadel)
Boy, I thought their debut CD was damn close to power pop perfection, but they’ve gone and done it one better. This CD is an incredible exhibit of everything that can be done right in making what Dom Mariani calls "an unashamed pop recording". Twelve songs of boy meets girl, boy flips for girl, girl dumps boy, boy dumps girl, and even though we’ve heard a million songs on these topics, there’s not a boring moment here. The DM3 pull out every trick in the book; stop/starts, ringing power chords, anthemic choruses, driving verses, you name it. The only fault I can find with this is that it doesn’t have two tracks that I’d rate as classics like the first CD; it only has one, the opening "Can’t Get What You Want". But it makes up for that in consistency, which is one of the hardest tricks in making power pop records. Song after song with different tempos and arrangement approaches, all of which hang together great. Crackling bright production doesn’t hurt, either. I’ve played this god knows how many times now, and I’m not slowing down. This and the first DM3 CD are as good as any power pop albums that have ever been made.

DM3
Garage Sale (Citadel)
Not exactly a new CD by this outstanding power pop group (see the feature), Garage Sale is a collection of B sides, tracks recorded for compilations, alternate mixes, and instrumentals. As a result, it really isn’t a fair indicator of how great this band really is, but on the other hand, it does say something that their non-prime material is this good, too. It’s easiest to talk about the covers, since everyone knows them…Dom Mariani has said that Credence Clearwater Revival is his favorite band ever (after which it has to be said that he certainly hasn’t tried to mimic them with his own band), so a cover of "Sweet Hitch Hiker" should be no surprise. The DM3 play a rocking version, but the impression of the original is so hard to overcome in my own mind that this go ‘round doesn’t really take for me. They’re more successful with the Plimsoul’s "Zero Hour", which they play with a lot more power than the original. Then there’s a remake of the Somelove’s "Little Town Crier" that’s pretty close to the original except maybe a little louder guitars. "Beachline" is a cool one…a slow surf instrumental with that classic twangy guitar, and "The Creeper" is another instrumental that reminds me of Credence doing "Run Through The Jungle". Overall a CD mostly for fans, but one that will get played a lot more than most releases of this sort.

DM3
Dig It The Most (Bomp!)
Let’s cut to the chase. This is likely to be the best power pop record you will ever lay hands on in your lifetime. Raspberries, Big Star. Paul Collins Beat, Plimsouls, Records…great bands all. None are better than Dom Mariani’s 3 piece outfit from Freemantle, Australia. And now Bomp has put together the best tracks from the first two Aussie only DM3 CDs, so the US finally gets to hear incredible tracks like "Foolish", "Can’t Get What You Want", and "1 Time 2 Times Devastated". Huge guitars, crackling drums, killer harmonies and insanely catchy tunes. Everything that made me first love rock and roll is here and more. Brilliant.

DM3
Rippled Soul (Citadel)
In a note that accompanied this CD, DM3’s Dom Mariani hinted that this might be the last release ever from his great power pop band. If so, it’s a terrible loss, since this Aussie group could always be counted on to deliver a set of memorable tunes that were at once hard hitting and lush, and full of the kind of innocent boy/girl topics that seemed to make so much sense in the music scene of 1964 but haven’t felt right often since then. Each DM3 CD seems to have at least one track so relentlessly catchy that it seems like the achievement of a lifetime, and "Quicksand" fills that bill on this one. The rocking "Dial 04 Josephine" ain’t no slouch, either. Say it ain’t so, Dom!

DRIVEN
Spirit
(Stuntpram)
If you’ve followed what I’ve written in Noise For Heroes at all in the past, you’ll know how much regard I have always had for Paul Berwick’s band, the Happy Hate Me Nots. The HHMNs split near the end of 1990, and shortly thereafter Berwick put together a new 3 piece band called Settlement that included Jim Dickson on bass (New Christs, Barracudas, Survivors) and Chris Welsh (Died Pretty) on drums. They played for about 18 months, but Chris decided to return to Died Pretty, and that, combined with battles Paul was having with Waterfront Records over royalties never paid, disillusioned him to the point where he didn’t want to play anymore. So he put his guitar away and went off to school at the local university. In 1994 he received a major shock when former HHMNs guitar player Tim McKay overdosed on heroin and died. Thinking about Tim’s sad fate and other things made Paul decide that if you can play you should be doing it, and he decided to once again put together a band. It came together quite quickly for him, with no auditions at all; just a few discussions with friends. The band includes former HHMNs bassist (now also playing with the New Christs) Christian Houllemare, and former Barbarellas drummer Christian Hampson. In addition, Bruce Tatham has just recently joined on keyboards, although he doesn’t play on Spirit. Tatham played in the mid-80s Sydney band Decline Of The Reptiles, who left behind two very good mini-lps and a single on Waterfront. He’s also guested on recordings by the HHMNs, Celibate Rifles and Lime Spiders.

Having bridged history, we turn to the music. Spirit hit my CD player with much anticipation and some nervousness. Would it live up to the brilliant legacy of the Happy Hate Me Nots? In fact, it does that quite nicely. Paul Berwick’s soulful voice is as compelling as ever, his guitar sound is just as powerful, and Hampson amazingly comes close to matching the fabulous Mick Searson...fast and hard hitting. The tunes themselves are snappy blasts of melodic and catchy power pop that’s never wimpy but always drives hard. There’s one soft ballad in "Come Home", but the other 6 tracks just jump off the glass with energy. Berwick’s songs are rhythmically complex, with many changes in tempo and mood, but at the same time they are quite simple, relying on a small handful of chords skillfully chosen. This is music that will move you and will have great staying power...you can listen to this a hundred times and still find something fresh in it.

It really is a shame that fates and trends have conspired to prevent Berwick from doing more than a handful of recordings in the 14 years he’s been playing in bands, but then maybe that just makes each one that more important to have. Don’t miss this one.

THE DUBROVNIKS
Dubrovnik Blues (Timberyard)

Pete Frame, the guy who invented the idea of drawing family trees of rock bands) is lucky he isn't into Australian bands, because they'd have to cart him off in a strait jacket for shock therapy if he ever tried to trace the activities of all the ex-Scientists around. This particular outfit includes two of 'em; Boris Sujdovic and James Baker, and they've played in all kinds of bands from noise to pop. They probably won't stick with this band either, but for now let's enjoy it, because Dubrovnik Blues is a super lp of clean pop, and is a whole lot better than I expected from their singles. The general sound reminds me a lot of the first (and only good) Hoodoo Gurus lp, except that the vocals are mixed a little lower so that the band sounds a little tougher. But listen a little deeper and you can see that these guys have a background in darker music as well; there's guitar bits here and there that wouldn't be too likely to surface in the Gurus, yet it blends in seamlessly. Quick, Igor, four million volts!

THE DUMB EARTH
Walk The Earth
The Dumb Earth are a solo project headed up by former Lizard Train drummer (at least I think it’s former…haven’t heard anything out of the Trains for several years now) David Creese. It’s quite a change of pace…that Adelaide group weren’t exactly the most commercial band ever, but this stuff makes Tom Waits sound like Billboard chart material. With whispered beat poetry behind twisted jazz tunes, whenever I listen to this I think of some grainy black and white movie about a 1950s fugitive from justice out in the night and on the run. If you like your bands taking big chances and going out on long, thin limbs, this might do it for you.

DUM DUM BOYS
Let There Be Noise (Bondage)

This is one of the oldest records reviewed in this issue, and there are a lot of records here that go back a few years. The singer went on to be the vocalist for Reptiles At Dawn, but it’s hard to imagine him beating this record for punch. This is straight ahead UK-70's style punk of the highest water; compares favorably with early Sham, Drones or Upstarts. Most of it is standard stuff, but there are two dead certain classic tracks that make it worth putting a lot of work into tracking down a copy for yourself; these are "Idiot Boy" and "Let There Be Noise", both of which have great guitar lines and matching drum parts to create hooks that hold and never let go. You'll be walking around singing "Idiot boy, idiot boy, running around sayin' wanna destroy" for weeks after the first time you hear it.

THE EARLY HOURS
Evolution (Rocket)
Yet another in Perth’s seemingly endless supply of wonderful power pop bands, the Early Hours make their mark by laying down 12 snappy, 60s garage pop oriented tracks, only one of which outlasts the 3 minute mark. This unimposing little disc is loaded with catchy hooks, strong but jangling Rickenbacker and Voxx guitar and a kind of tired vocal style that lends a distinctive feel to everything. If the Early Hours used retro-trash production, they could sound like Thee Headcoats, but this is a band that’s unwilling to let a 60s influence become an obsession. This band lives for today.

THE EASTERN DARK
Long Live The New Flesh (Waterfront)

In a fair world, the death of Eastern Dark's James Darroch in a car wreck in 1986 would have met with as much sorrow as that of any of rock greats. This was a young man of 26 years of age that plainly had the ability to make some records that would rip your heart in two or make you dance till you dropped from exhaustion. Potential drips from every groove of this record, which is one of those rare examples of the meeting of perfect pop with a hard as nails edge. You know how the Ramones are liked by both hardcore punk fans and pop fans? You can stretch that double for Eastern Dark; they were honestly that good.

There's only 5 songs on this record, but what a group of 5! Loaded with every pop trick in the book; false stops and starts, sudden changes of key, harmonies, etc, etc. Only "Julie Loves Johnny" is non-crucial, this being a throwaway reprise to the Ramones fixation of their earlier 45. One side one, the two longer tracks "Walking" and "Over Now" are the kind of songs about relationships gone bad that come across with the conviction of reality. Underneath the great vocals and lyrics lies crunching guitar, bass and drums. "Walking" has larger-than-life guitar chords that fit the mood of the song just so, while "Over Now" has an air of poignancy that makes you feel like it's happening to you personally.

Flip it over and we go from up-tempo to manic as "I Don't Need The Reasons" kicks in; more boy-breaks-up-with-girl stuff, with a classy hook and great lines like "Now I'm free and happy single/Got some time to hit the beach/Sat down to write this jingle/Now my heart is out of reach". "No Pictures" is more of the same sort of thing at an equal pace.

I rate this record dead equal to any Buzzcocks record or to the first Undertones lp, and where I come from, that's about as heavy praise as you can give. Go in to debt to purchase if necessary.

THE EASTERN DARK
Girls On The Beach (With Cars) (Waterfront)

If you haven't been waiting in anticipation of this record for two years then you can't claim to be a real Aussie rock fan. You can never say in a case like this that had tragedy been averted the band would have certainly become worthy of godhead, but if ever there was a promising start, this band had it with their Long Live The New Flesh mini lp and the "Julie Is A Junkie" single. Unfortunately it was not to be, and so all we can do is listen to what's on this two record set and reflect on might have beens. It's important to realize that this isn't really an Eastern Dark record in the sense that they probably never would have put out any of this stuff in this form under normal circumstances. The production is outstanding for a recording live to cassette off the sound board, but it still can't compare with the power of New Flesh, and no one should expect it to. So it's a record that requires an effort on the part of the listener to evaluate the songs in a slightly different light. This job is made much easier by the fact that there are some obviously great songs here, racy fast pop-rock songs like "The President Is Dead", "I Don't Take LSD" or the prophetic "Used To Death" would have been awesome with the same treatment as "Over Now" from the mini-lp, and they're still great here. Best of the batch is "Whore", which has these spoken word parts like Atilla the Stockbroker in between some hot guitar bits. The first record is all originals from live shows, while the second has one side with two studio outtakes, one of which ("Stay Alone") appeared on the Swinging From The Trees compilation a while back, and another side of live covers. It makes for an interesting package, since the story goes that since James Darroch wrote all the songs, Bill Gibson got to pick all the covers. He shows some intriguing taste, choosing a number of obscurities that fit the Eastern Dark's vocal style really well, like the Soft Boys "I Wanna Destroy You". This was a long time coming, and it's everything any of us had any right to expect. Not a great record, but an important one never the less.

EVEN
Less Is More (Rubber Records)
Australia’s Even manage a vocal sound that’ll remind you of Ziggy-era Bowie, The Kinks and the Beatles all at the same time, but with a rocking musical backdrop that would make Oasis jealous. While there’s no question this is power pop, the playing is intense…hard hitting drumming and loud, skillfully placed power chords provide a punishing delivery for this great batch of tunes. These guys have blended 60s pop-psych with 90s values to create something that’s simultaneously familiar but fresh sounding. Best new band I’ve heard out of Australia this year.

EVEN
Ten To Forty-Six CDEP (Rubber)
In Stereo CDEP (Rubber)
Their lp Less Is More was a bit of a masterpiece, so I figured this Aussie band needed further investigation. And neither of these EPs disappoints. Though only a three piece, they manage a full bodied rocking sound that complements their Rubber Soul influenced power pop just fine, and they’ve got an ability to rattle off one insanely memorable hook after another that’s just uncanny. The Oasis backlash probably will make these guys go unnoticed, and that’ll be a shame because other than a portfolio of tax free municipal bonds, there’s not a thing Oasis has that Even lacks.

EVEN AS WE SPEAK
Outgrown This Town (Phantom)

I guess that major labels aren't releasing records like this these days, so if the indies don't, it isn't going to happen. It's more Flying Nun flavored power folk music from another Aussie band. It's got a lot of spunk for the form...especially on "Brain", but there are times when I can't help but think that this stuff sounds like it's influenced equal parts by the Velvet Underground and Dan Fogelberg. It's another one that has to be played loud to avoid wimpiness, and then touches like the nice Ventures like guitar parts on the title song show through. Some nice pleasant tunes for those moments when that's all you really want.

EXAMPLEHEAD
Ahead Of Style (Aberrant)

I always look forward to Aberrant records, and though they can't all hold up to the high standard of the World War XXIV lp or the first two Feedtime 12 inchers, I find that each release from this label has at least a few things to recommend it. Examplehead's lp is primarily devoted to a fairly dry brand of politicized punk (not hardcore; more a late 70's brew, except it's all very well played). My favorite here, and the most tuneful song on the record, is "Hear What You Say", which lyrically is about people who base all their ideas on what other people say and don't form any opinions on their own. Fairly generic stuff by now, but there's a real nice guitar lead that rides through the song and makes it stick in your head fairly well. "Preaching To Converted" is a little more original lyrically, as it rips into other political bands for thinking that their music can change anything...Examplehead suggest that true revolutionaries should stop playing guitars and go get a gun. A bit extreme for present day Australian politics, but at least they are thinking for themselves. "Ice Cream Truck" is a strange one...Vocalist Greg goes on about fattening up little kids on ice cream for no apparent reason. Flip the record over and there's a couple more cool ones: "Missing Children Kebabs" has some good drum bits and a really bizarre lyric line and "Another Hangover" catches my attention.

By and large, though, this lp is a little too stiff and serious sounding for me. The band might respond that they intend to get a message across and don't want to be frivolous, to which I would reply that the point in changing the world is to make it more fun to live in, and there's no point in being any gloomier than you have to while you're trying to fix it! I condemn you to being hung by the neck until you cheer up!

EXAMPLEHEAD
Powertools (Aberrant)

Aptly named, aptly named...there's hammering drums, buzzsaw guitars, grinding bass and riveting vocals here for a powerhouse blend. The Aheadofstyle lp was good, but it in no way prepared me for the sort of blazing stuff Examplehead have come up with on their second lp. Everything is improved; the songs are better and tougher, the instruments are almost assaulted instead of played, and the production (by Celibate Rifles Kent Steedman) is crisp and sharp.

On this lp, Examplehead have come up with a batch of songs whose basic structure builds from a simple guitar riff played hard and loud, and then repeated with countless variations of emphasis, rhythm backing, and vocal interplay. The approach to playing is definitely 70s punk, but the mix of the simple basic riff with the complex surrounding stuff would've been too difficult for most 70's punk bands to handle. And although the material can't be classified as unmelodic noise, there's no way it's gonna be tagged as having a heavy pop influence. This stuff is stark and tough, and it'll tear its way into your heart in just one or two plays. New Christs meets feedtime.

The first three songs do this best: "Out Of My Head" is the particular ace track, but "The News Reader" and "Ordinary Madness" both have the same kind of stun guitar chording and complex drumming that doesn't sound showy. But all of side one is strong and most of side two as well. Surprisingly, the single "White Horse", which I had though was one of the best things they had done, sounds like one of the weaker tracks in this batch; even the other anti-drug track, "Drugs", outkicks it. This is one of the best Aberrant releases yet, and that's high praise indeed.

THE EXPLODING WHITE MICE
A Nest Of Vipers (Greasy Pop)

Ramones fans, as is obvious from the title. Also Radio Birdman fans, as can be heard in the grooves. This record sounds like there's a real hot band underneath it trying to kick out (and the subsequent single shows that this is indeed the case), but on this disc mix underplays the guitars and the resulting product sounds kinda flat and uninspired despite what sounds like some major league guitar work and some thrashing drums happening back there behind the bass and drums. The vocals are the band's weakest spot; not that Paul Gilchrist can't carry a tune, it's just that what he carries it in isn't much to crow about - he's a bit short on any sense of expression or emotion. Because of this, the cover of "Pipeline" is damn near the best thing here, which is tough because that's a song that has already been given definitive punk treatments by Johnny Thunders and Agent Orange, so a third cover is not real essential stuff. "Burning Red" sounds like xerox Ramones, excepting vocals, of course, but "Bad Little Woman" has more a 60 psychedelic feel. The sleeve gives thanks to Radio Birdman for "Let The Kids Dance", though they didn't write it and although I've heard versions of it by the Hitmen, I didn't know the Birdmen ever covered it. Don't make sense to me, but it's a fun song. Overall this disc is good but still a disappointment because it sounds like it could have been so much better.

THE EXPLODING WHITE MICE
Brute Force And Ignorance (Greasy Pop)

Jesus, what a record! I mean, I was expecting a lot from this one based on the last couple singles, and I still got more than I bargained for. Critics will say that this sounds like a carbon copy of a Ramones lp, to which I say the Ramones have only made one lp this good in their entire career, and I don't care if the singer sounds like Joey Ramone or not, these Mice guys burn! And it might be pointed out that there's a lot in this band that owes a debt to Radio Birdman as well; there's guitar leads that you'd never hear on a Ramones record scattered throughout this record, and there's an equal influence of Rob Younger in the vocals as well.

Greasy Pop proprietor Doug Thomas told me in a letter about the screaming matches in the studio; the scene he paints has the Mice yelling more guitars! continually, while producer Kim Horne tried to keep the proceedings under control. One article in an Australian publication states that the arguments during recording were so intense that the band have decided not to work with Horne any more. The results, however, are worth whatever it took. The guitars are loud and distorted, but the drums are up there, too. You could hardly ask for a hotter sound.

Side one leads with one of the slower songs on the lp (all relative, you understand), the single "Fear", which smolders it's way through up to the second track, "Gravity", from which point things rip and roar for four songs, until the ending "Surfing In A Dust Storm", which is a bit more experimental sounding. One side two there's a warm-up in the excellent "Breakdown No. 2" and then the throttle goes to ludicrous speed once again until the closing, highly psychedelic "When I Get Off". You could release any track except the last one on each side as a single A-side and there'd be no complaints from me...these songs all have what it takes; they've got pop hooks, punk drive, ripping guitars, thrashing drums, a glove box you can lock, and seven step, dip-and-spray rust protection. Early pressings even come on mouse colored (white) vinyl.

Guess Mrs. Togar is going to have to recalibrate the Rock-o-meter. I think the Exploding White Mice are at the top.

THE EXPLODING WHITE MICE
The Exploding White Mice (Greasy Pop)

For me, this has been one of the more heavily anticipated records of the last few months, an anticipation heightened by the controversy about the way their Brute Force And Ignorance lp sounded and the fact that they've added another guitar player. Add to that the question of whether the unusual approach of a live side and a studio side would work, and you've got reason for high hopes with some degree of worry. The studio side has a much more clear production than the last lp. The vocals and drums are much more up front, but the guitar sound is still pretty strong. There's also more variety in the songs; everything is solid and crunching with fast tempos, but not everything is full speed. The opening "Sleepwalk" is a great song with a lot of flashy leads and some gut pounding drums; it's one of the tracks where the speed is backed off and the result is a lot more room to create a song good enough to be a great single A side. "Intuition" has hardcore tempo but sounds a little flat by comparison because there's just not as much going on. "Real Tough Guy" is a hard rocking but blues-based song unlike anything they've ever done before, and it's followed by the bruising "Do The Crunch", which is as fast as "Intuition" but a much better song with vocals sung over drums alone and guitars coming in loud in between lines and on the chorus for a brain grabbing hook. Great song. "You're Losing Me" is another full on blaster with a darker feel to it...I love the way it roars through the verses and then suddenly does a full stop just before the chorus. The side closes with the pop flavored single "I Just Want My Fun" with it's jangly lead guitar and crunching rhythm. Overall, a hell of a side with 5 of six tracks being great and all showing great variety.

There's a school of thought that says that live records are a waste of time. I don't buy that, but one thing I'd like to see is that when a band decides that they'd probably sound better if they recorded live, that they'd work up a new set of songs so that the live record is all new material instead of a mix of covers and previously released stuff. The live side of this record suffers a bit from that, and it's especially hard for the Mice because they have so few records and any fan will have listened to all of them a million times. Getting a different version of a song you love is great, but it's unlikely you'll want to gear it as many times as a new song.

That said, the live side of this is still a thing to behold. They've put it together in a way that doesn't try to recreate a concert, but instead acts as though there happened to be a few hundred people in the studio while they played. So you don't hear lots of applause or between song banter...but you do hear versions of songs you THOUGHT were full on from the records but you now hear REALLY full on. The sound is incredibly good and the band is powerful as a freight train. The cover of the Saints "Misunderstood" makes it sound like their own song...fierce and rebellious as all hell. "Ain't It Sad", the flip of the single with Dave Mason on guitar, gets roughed up with a harder guitar sound and an angrier vocal job from Paul Gilchrist. "Verbal Abuse" is played at a jaw dropping pace, and it's amazing to hear Jeff Stephens rattle off the signature guitar riff in it that fast. It's blazing. After a good cover of "Meet The Creeper", they tear up another one of their own greats, "Uninvited" in blazing style. I've always loved the way this song shifts into what sounds like it's going to be a bridge and then rides that home to the end, and it's no different here. This is followed by a toughened version of Alex Chilton's "Bangkok" (except to be geographically correct shouldn't it go "just a little town UP in Indonesia" for an Aussie?). Their remake of the Aussie favorite "King Of The Surf" is the best I've heard it done...a really great crunching take in the spirit of the Ramones doing "California Sun", and the closing "Dangerous" from their debut ep puts new power into what was already a great song.

Overall, I'd have to rate the experiment of studio side/live side as a resounding success, and there are few bands that I think could've done it. This record is going to be on my turntable all summer long, I can guarantee you that, and if there is any justice (and intelligence?) in this world, somebody is going to license this in the US so that people can find it. It was a crime that Brute Force And Ignorance never saw an American release, and it'll be a bigger crime if this one also gets the same treatment.

Never met a Mice record I didn't love, and this one's no exception. In fact the Collateral Damage lp proper is probably the best thing they've ever done, and the addition of the best tracks from all their records that haven't been released in the US before makes it the one to get, I'd reckon. It's got "Blaze of Glory", "Fear", "Bury Me", "Verbal Assault", "Let's Do The Crunch", "Sleepwalk", "I Just Want My Fun" and "When I Get Off" from the past, but the new stuff is what's to talk about, and it's consistently great. Powerful rock and roll that reaches hardcore crunch but is played relentlessly tight and with poppy harmonies over the top, while the guitar stays dirty enough to keep anybody from thinking these guys are lightweights. The lyrics are great, too...there's some good social commentary in tracks like "Newsreader", but my favorite is "Human Garbage", sung from the perspective of a mass murderer who lays waste to the entire Sunday scene on the beach to a tune that would've done the Beach Boys proud. The songs all bristle with energy and power; all are fast but some are faster yet and there's a great feeling of variety in it to hold interest over time. Paul Gilchrist was a good singer in his way, but I think the change to Jeff Stephens was for the best at this point...it automatically gave the band a big shift in their sound at a point when they could've ended up releasing another record just like the last one. Instead this has the impact of a first release by a great band. This is a killer record, and I'm totally mystified that somehow I was the only person in the US interested in putting it out, but I'm not complaining.

EXSERTS
Exserts (Aberrant)

Exserts are a Sydney hardcore band dealing primarily in political lyrics. I liked the tracks this band had on the Not So Humdrum compilation, so I had high hopes for this lp. Unfortunately, the mix seems to have flattened out some of its spunk so that although it's fast, it doesn't have the edges of the humdrum stuff. On this record the drums are really good and the guitar could be mixed louder (see Visitors lp review). However, if you do as the sleeve instructions say and crank the volume knobs to where it says "neighbors complain", it sounds pretty damn good overall.

The band have some really good lyric ideas: I really like "Class Traitor" with lines like "There's a time when you have to fight and there's nothing you can do/But you seem to want to fight all the time/Why bash someone who's as hard off as you?". And then there's "Loaded Gun", an anti-military song that musically reminds me of Stiff Little Fingers "Can't Say Crap On The Radio" and is really cool. And then, how about "Business Man" for a clever concept? The lyrics are just "I'm a business man" repeated over and over a cool tune. At the end you say: well that song didn't say very much. But in reality it said everything because the whole point is that the only thing the business man has to show for his life is that he's a business man!

The songs are not real long on hooks, tending to stick with fairly simple guitar chording, but the pace is always a good hardcore tempo without descending into out-of-control thrash. My usual complaint with hardcore bands is that the vocalist does nothing but yell; here my one complaint is that he NEVER yells.

Maybe they wrote their own review on "The Band Are Damaged"? "The band are damaged/The band's all right!". I like 'em.

FEAR AND LOATHING
Wait Till The Cat Licks It Up (Waterfront)

I could make some comment about how people who write fanzines ought to stick to writing, but it's likely to come back to haunt me...singer Harry Butler has been doing the Adelaide fanzine DNA (as informative as it is non-descript looking) for years, and as it's been consistently interesting, I expected the same from his band. The band itself plays moderately well, but the lyrics are an almost non-stop batch of rectal and penile fixations which get to be pretty dull before even one side is over. Harry's voice on top of this sounds rather flat and serious, which makes it even harder to take. The material and playing and vocal style sounds at times like one of those soul-less 1983 era British punk bands like Anti-Pasti, if it weren't for the lyrics. I mean, I'm not shocked by lyrics about Butler's irregularity, but I'd just as soon not pay to hear about it.

FEAR AND LOATHING
The Odyssey Of The Trojan Meatball (Thalidomide Octopus)

In a recent letter FAL singer Harry Butler mentioned that he thought I had perhaps overstated the importance of penile and rectal fixations in FAL's Wait Til The Cat Licks It Up lp, so he sent me this one to give the broader view of this Adelaide band. I like it quite a lot better than the last...the whole production is a lot fuller, giving it a much heavier punch, and the lyric topics are generally better, too...lots of songs investigating whether values considered normal really make sense. The music is a rather sinister sounding and nasty brand of post punk. Harry's vocal style reminds me of a lot of the first UK hardcore bands from the early 80s...lyrics sort of half spoken, half sung. Pretty solid.

feedtime
Cameron (Aberrant)
Shovel (Aberrant)

Another reviewer brought sniveling to his knees in inability to describe feedtime. If you read the singles section already, you know that I'm going to tell you to buy both of these, so I can't say that. If you read the live section, you know I compared them to early Wire, so I can't do that. Shit, I can't even look at the song titles on the sleeve and remember what the song that goes with that title sounds like, even though I've listened to both lps about 50 times.

I'll just throw some more words out...feedtime play compact, energetic songs that are very rhythmic and bottom heavy, yet can be surprisingly melodic. They have one song called "I Wanna Ride" in which an idling Harley is used to provide percussion throughout the song, and at the end revs up and rides off for a stunning effect. In another song the lyrics go "There's peanut butter and jam on the wall/I don't have central heating/But I don't care we're going to have a party". But you won't care about that when you listen to it anyway. Oh well.

I have now written the obligatory number of words to go underneath the names of the records. If you can only afford one of these, it doesn't really matter which you get as both are equally awesome (but you should seriously consider stealing the other if that's the case; ther